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Covidiot Pastors Who Have Died of Covid
There is an old joke that goes like this: A man was stuck in his house when a very sudden flood hit his town and flooded the first floor of his house. He ran upstairs to get above the rising waters, and saw outside of his window a neighbor in a boat. The neighbor saw him through the window and… Read moreCovidiot Pastors Who Have Died of Covid
The Plot Against the President Review
I watched this Amazon Prime mdocumentary so you don’t have to. Twitter is an interesting place. Get into an argument with a Men’s Rights Activist, and chances are far better than even that they are going to ask you if you have watched any one of countless YouTube videos of Jordan Peterson. Unless you have, they will argue, you can’t… Read moreThe Plot Against the President Review
Protests (Opinion)
George Floyd was brutally murdered by a racist police officer who knelt on his neck for almost nine minutes, the last three minutes of which, Floyd was unresponsive. There were three other officers present and not one of them made a move to protect him, and he paid for it with his life. He had committed no crime. Philando Castile… Read moreProtests (Opinion)
The Goop Lab Episode 1 Review
“When I started Goop in 2008, I was like, ‘my calling is something else besides, you know, making out with Matt Damon on screen.’” Gwyneth begins the first episode before any introduction music or titles, earning a chuckle from those assembled over the plight of the poor little rich white chick who has started a business venture that has separated… Read moreThe Goop Lab Episode 1 Review
Transcript From First Netflix Goop Episode (Probably)
Paltrow: Welcome everybody to the new Goop show! *cheers* Paltrow: Are you ready to get out your credit cards and spend all that money you got from selling LuLaRoe? *laughter* Paltrow: Yeah, I know, I know. I’m just kidding. I know nobody has ever made money from selling LuLaRoe. *murmurs of agreement* Paltrow: We have a really exciting show for… Read moreTranscript From First Netflix Goop Episode (Probably)
The Newest Terroristcel
I’m sure many of you are unfamiliar with the term “incel.” It is a relatively new term that started life in the 90’s as a portmanteau of “involuntary celibate,” coined by an unnamed Canadian woman who founded an internet support group for lonely people. What that term has become is a far cry from her original concept of a supportive… Read moreThe Newest Terroristcel
Things Flat Earthers Can’t Explain
Although there are many trolls on the internet who pretend to believe that the earth is flat, there are undoubtedly many people who legitimately hold that belief. Here is a list of things that people who believe in a flat earth cannot explain using a flat earth model. Each item on this list is independently verifiable (since flat earthers believe… Read moreThings Flat Earthers Can’t Explain
Argumentum Ad Packageinsertum
Anti-vaccine advocates often like to make arguments based on information contained in vaccine package inserts. If people would read what is in package inserts, they say, nobody would ever get vaccinated! Well, let’s take a look at what is in one of those package inserts. Granted, most people don’t read them, mainly because they aren’t terribly interesting, but anti-vaccine advocates,… Read moreArgumentum Ad Packageinsertum