Awarding those outstanding conspiracy theorists who assure the rest of us that we are, at least, relatively sane.
“When I started Goop in 2008, I was like, ‘my calling is something else besides, you know, making out with Matt Damon on screen.’” Gwyneth begins the first episode before any introduction music or titles, earning a chuckle from those assembled over the plight of the poor little rich white chick who has started a business venture that has separated… Read moreThe Goop Lab Episode 1 Review
Paltrow: Welcome everybody to the new Goop show! *cheers* Paltrow: Are you ready to get out your credit cards and spend all that money you got from selling LuLaRoe? *laughter* Paltrow: Yeah, I know, I know. I’m just kidding. I know nobody has ever made money from selling LuLaRoe. *murmurs of agreement* Paltrow: We have a really exciting show for… Read moreTranscript From First Netflix Goop Episode (Probably)